Postby kenton » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:20 pm
The Full English that wasn't run....
Thanks to my fellow SKCCers for this morning, as always its great to be out with one's mates doing what we enjoy. Thanks T for the route, its amazing that there are still a few roads we havn't covered over the years. Today there were a few of those along with some old favourites, yes a tad damp and the low sun trying to blind us BUT those minor issues didn't stop us having a cracking run.
Breakfast though was a different story, I took the precaution of ringing in advance to check that there was a Full English option as it wasnt on the website. A definate YES was the answer.
The conversation went like this.
ME. I rang in the week to check so I'd like a Full English and a coffee please.
We dont do a full english but we can cook you one.
ME. Ok, i'll have it, what do you get.
We dont do hash browns,
Or mushrooms,
Or eggs,
Maybe not beans either
It depends what's in the kitchen.
But it will have sausage, bacon and toast.
£10 please, white or brown toast?
ME. Brown (trying not to laugh at the situation)
Well what did arrive? 2 sausage, 2 bacon, beans, a whole vine of tomatoes and a speciality mushroom x1 and one slice of brown toast.
And to top it all they found the eggs for Duncans poached eggs on toast
WTF, full English, my ass
Surfice to say we wont be going back
K