The Chat thread - here we can talk bollox

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Re: The Chat thread - here we can talk bollox

Postby Tony B » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:40 pm

he did have dirty fingers :lol:

have you relocated yet then?

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Re: The Chat thread - here we can talk bollox

Postby Tony B » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:41 pm

Ben_Copeland wrote:Think between the 2 of us we'll still post more in the other threads than anyone else anyway ;)


like I said - lets talk bollox on this one :lol:

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Re: The Chat thread - here we can talk bollox

Postby Rob E » Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:47 pm

Was takin Tony's nuts off and they were tight so i think i still had that in my head ( god that don't sound right)
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Re: The Chat thread - here we can talk bollox

Postby Contaminated » Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:47 pm

James wrote:Yesterday I managed to ni on knock myself out, I was under the caterham for so long rubbing flaky paint down that I just stood up and smacked my head on the front cross section! Aat that point tea and toast was indulged!


I nearly knocked myself out at work once. I was having a sh1t, bent down to pull my trousers up, stood up and banged my head on the metal bog roll holder. I remember the pain being really bad, but wanting to at least get my pants up in case I actually passed out :shock:

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Re: The Chat thread - here we can talk bollox

Postby Tony B » Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:53 pm

Contaminated wrote:
James wrote:Yesterday I managed to ni on knock myself out, I was under the caterham for so long rubbing flaky paint down that I just stood up and smacked my head on the front cross section! Aat that point tea and toast was indulged!


I nearly knocked myself out at work once. I was having a sh1t, bent down to pull my trousers up, stood up and banged my head on the metal bog roll holder. I remember the pain being really bad, but wanting to at least get my pants up in case I actually passed out :shock:


How spooky is that ......, i was at work once when I was desperate for a sh1t, I ran into the cubicle, dropped em and went to sit down, as I did I looked between my legs and noticed that the previous bloke had p1ssed all over the seat, trying to abort the mission I went sideways as it was too late to apply the brakes and get upright again, I ended up crashing down thye side of the loo, smashing my head against the loo roll holder and knocking the side panel into the bloke having a crap in the neighbouring cubicle.

we laughed for months .....

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Re: The Chat thread - here we can talk bollox

Postby Contaminated » Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:57 pm

Now that deserves a ROFL :lol:

I learned my lesson after the first time, so the next time I faced the other way when pulling my trousers up. On that occassion one of the prongs on the same bog roll holder went up my bum!

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Re: The Chat thread - here we can talk bollox

Postby Contaminated » Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:58 pm

wow - I typed ar$e and it wrote bum!

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Re: The Chat thread - here we can talk bollox

Postby Tony B » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:00 pm

bum

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Re: The Chat thread - here we can talk bollox

Postby Tony B » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:01 pm

wow, it just did it to me aswell, I wonder what other words get changed, or more importantly which ones dont !

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Re: The Chat thread - here we can talk bollox

Postby Tony B » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:02 pm

can I say fanny or prick ?


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