Foot in mouth again!

[greenwoo]

i wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger - then it hit me

definition of mised emtions......the mother in law driving your new beemer off beachy head........

two elephants walked off a cliff ----boom boom

what do you call a blonde touching her toes? a brunette with bad breath

what has 4 legs and 1 arm? a happy pit bull

discourage inbreeding - ban country music

Taliban Bingo - B52, F16 B1

Is Marx's Tomb a Communist Plot?

'' Albino He-She seeks similar''

I used to be a Lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired

[Contaminated]

Have you been drinking Mark? Terrible

[greenwood03]

not guilty your honor! i liked them, hence me sharing....