Foot in mouth again!
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two fish in a tank.............................one says to other.......................do you know how to drive this thing
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Re: Foot in mouth again!
Time for the cheese jokes!
What sort of cheese would you use to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone
What sort of cheese would you use to lure a bear out of a cave?
Camambert
What do you call cheese that you've stolen?
Nacho cheese
What sort of cheese would you use to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone
What sort of cheese would you use to lure a bear out of a cave?
Camambert
What do you call cheese that you've stolen?
Nacho cheese
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Re: Foot in mouth again!
Sorry but 99% of the jokes are terrible lol
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Ok, what about one for Neil then (Moderators at the ready please).
A Sunderland lad is shagging his sister and she says "you shag like dad"
He says, "I know, mum told me!"
A Sunderland lad is shagging his sister and she says "you shag like dad"
He says, "I know, mum told me!"
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Contaminated wrote:Ok, what about one for Neil then (Moderators at the ready please).
A Sunderland lad is shagging his sister and she says "you shag like dad"
He says, "I know, mum told me!"
He he that's truely horrendous!
Ben
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Re: Foot in mouth again!
Bloke walks into a take away and asks for 1 hot dog and a hamburger,
Brassy tart behind the counter goes to the freezer and gets the hamburger and sticks it under her arm.
"Ere!" says the bloke "whatya doing with my hamburger?"
"The heat of my body is thawing out you hamburger" she replies
"well you can cancel my hot dog!" says the bloke
Brassy tart behind the counter goes to the freezer and gets the hamburger and sticks it under her arm.
"Ere!" says the bloke "whatya doing with my hamburger?"
"The heat of my body is thawing out you hamburger" she replies
"well you can cancel my hot dog!" says the bloke
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oh i got that one ,were she was going to warm the hot dog
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Contaminated wrote:Ok, what about one for Neil then (Moderators at the ready please).
A Sunderland lad is shagging his sister and she says "you shag like dad"
He says, "I know, mum told me!"
oi
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Oh you saw it then - sorry mate!
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