Foot in mouth again!

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Re: Foot in mouth again!

Postby daxmatt » Tue May 25, 2010 10:38 pm

two fish in a tank.............................one says to other.......................do you know how to drive this thing

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Re: Foot in mouth again!

Postby Contaminated » Wed May 26, 2010 8:37 am

Time for the cheese jokes!

What sort of cheese would you use to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone

What sort of cheese would you use to lure a bear out of a cave?
Camambert

What do you call cheese that you've stolen?
Nacho cheese

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Re: Foot in mouth again!

Postby Ben_Copeland » Wed May 26, 2010 11:54 am

Sorry but 99% of the jokes are terrible lol
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Re: Foot in mouth again!

Postby Contaminated » Wed May 26, 2010 12:14 pm

Ok, what about one for Neil then (Moderators at the ready please).

A Sunderland lad is shagging his sister and she says "you shag like dad"

He says, "I know, mum told me!"

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Re: Foot in mouth again!

Postby Ben_Copeland » Wed May 26, 2010 12:25 pm

Contaminated wrote:Ok, what about one for Neil then (Moderators at the ready please).

A Sunderland lad is shagging his sister and she says "you shag like dad"

He says, "I know, mum told me!"


He he that's truely horrendous!
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Re: Foot in mouth again!

Postby Ianz18Avon » Wed May 26, 2010 1:25 pm

Bloke walks into a take away and asks for 1 hot dog and a hamburger,
Brassy tart behind the counter goes to the freezer and gets the hamburger and sticks it under her arm.
"Ere!" says the bloke "whatya doing with my hamburger?"
"The heat of my body is thawing out you hamburger" she replies
"well you can cancel my hot dog!" says the bloke :D

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Re: Foot in mouth again!

Postby zxr400 » Wed May 26, 2010 7:24 pm

oh :lol: i got that one ,were she was going to warm the hot dog :lol: :lol: 8-)

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Re: Foot in mouth again!

Postby Nash » Wed May 26, 2010 8:01 pm

Contaminated wrote:Ok, what about one for Neil then (Moderators at the ready please).

A Sunderland lad is shagging his sister and she says "you shag like dad"

He says, "I know, mum told me!"


oi :twisted:
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Re: Foot in mouth again!

Postby Contaminated » Thu May 27, 2010 8:33 am

Oh you saw it then - sorry mate!

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Re: Foot in mouth again!

Postby Jim_Blaze » Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:22 pm

Whats Blue and doesnt fit?....









.....a dead Epileptic!


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