Foot in mouth again!

[Contaminated]

I was in the pub earlier telling that old joke about "What do you do if you see an epileptic have a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing!"

We were all having a good laugh about this when a bloke tapped me on the shoulder and said "Excuse me mate but i don't find that funny. My brother was epileptic and he died in the bath during a fit." I said "Im ever so sorry mate, did he drown?" "No" he said "he choked on a sock!"

[Ben_Copeland]

Did you hear about the guy that got trampled to death at Disneyland?
He had an epileptic fit and everyone jumped on him because they
thought he was a new ride.


What is the definition of Self Destruction??
An Epileptic Leper


Two rappers are watching an epileptic, and one says to the
other, "Hey man, look at that rhythm."

[greenwoo]

i got run over by a hire car the other day - blooming hertz

[Nash]

Well if we're going for one liners:

do you know what an Aspect is?


It's what you get when you bend down in a chicken cope!

......... Neil

[Contaminated]

I got sunburnt at lunchtime.

I don't deserve your sympathy - frankly, I was basking for it.

[AdamW]

What's ET short for?

Because he's only got little legs.

[Nash]

Two STD germs walking down the street when one of them steps out in front of a car and the other other one says oh he's a gonna ere.

[greenwoo]

For Sale, 1 French Rifle, never used, dropped once......

[greenwoo]

why don't the Mexicans have a good Olympic Athletics Team? 'cos anyone that can hop skip and jump is already in America

what's the Cuban National Anthem? Row row row your boat......

[Ross]

Two cannibals were eating a clown, one said to the other, "does this taste funny to you"?