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Re: New prime minister

Postby James » Wed May 12, 2010 5:19 pm

im happy with the new setup, hopfully my tax will be spent on our country instead of the lazy fuckers who sign on and sponge off us working class, sick of imigrants drivivng about in brand new cars wearing brand new clothes that in essence i paid for, good riddens labour! sick to death of their crap! im hoping the new setup proves itself to be a success!

just my op of course :)

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Re: New prime minister

Postby Contaminated » Wed May 12, 2010 5:43 pm

Funnily enough I mostly agree with all of the above. I've not so much got a problem with the conservative party as I have Cameron himself - I just can't see him on the world stage representing the UK. I also think though that although the labour party are in a large part responsible for the current economy, that they are also the only party with the gravitas to sort it out.

We'll see I guess :shock:

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Re: New prime minister

Postby Fury1630 » Wed May 12, 2010 6:04 pm

Ianz18Avon wrote:I'm glad they've got rid of the miserable old fart, did he ever smile?

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Only in a way that made you look for the blokes on either side, pulling the corners of his mouth with strings. Not at all like this chap :arrow: :D

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Re: New prime minister

Postby Nash » Wed May 12, 2010 6:45 pm

Dan I suprised because David speaks very highly of you. ;)

Let's face it whoever got in is on a hiding to nothing. The next five years are going to be fiscally horrible for pretty much all of us while we bail the country out of the red.

We should open a pool on what "policies" are going to be invented to bleed us dry.

For those that remember or care when Clarke was Chancellor in the early 90's he raised a taxes by a quarter of our GDP to bail out bankrupt Britain. Same again I think.

Have a nice evening.

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Re: New prime minister

Postby jeffw » Thu May 13, 2010 5:47 am

that they are also the only party with the gravitas to sort it out.


Seriously :shock:

Mandelson, Hoon, Hewitt, Smith, Clarke, Darling, Balls, Byers etc etc

Gravitas :lol: :D

Most of the them would have been locked up if they where not MPs....have a quick look to remind yourself who was de-frauding you

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -expenses/

I know the others where at it as well, but these people where in the government and wanted to stay....Mandelson has had to resign twice for Gods sake and he was still pulling the strings.

Good riddance to the lot of them.

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Re: New prime minister

Postby jeffw » Thu May 13, 2010 8:28 am

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Re: New prime minister

Postby Contaminated » Thu May 13, 2010 10:28 am

Tee hee :lol:

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Re: New prime minister

Postby James » Thu May 13, 2010 12:40 pm

wicked :lol:

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Re: New prime minister

Postby Nash » Thu May 13, 2010 1:28 pm

Not busy today them Jeff ? :D

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Re: New prime minister

Postby jeffw » Thu May 13, 2010 2:33 pm

While on his morning walk, Prime Minister Gordon Brown falls over, has a heart attack and dies because the accident and emergency dept at his nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat him in time.

So his soul arrives in Heaven and he is met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Welcome to Heaven," says Saint Peter, "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a Socialist around these parts, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in; I'm a good Christian; I'm a believer," says the PM.

"I'd like to just let you in, but I have orders from God Himself. He
says that since the implementation of his new HEAVEN CHOICES policy, you have to spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven. Then you must choose where you'll live for eternity."

"But I've already made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," replies Brown.

"I'm sorry .. But we have our rules," Peter interjects. And, with that,
St. Peter escorts him to an elevator and he goes down, down, down ...all the way to Hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a lush golf course. The sun is shining in a cloudless sky. The temperature is a perfect 22C degrees. In the distance is a beautiful club-house. Standing in front of it is Harold Wilson and thousands of other Socialist luminaries who had helped him out over the years --- John Smith, Michael Foot, Jim Callaghan, etc. The whole of the Labour Party leaders were there .. Everyone laughing, happy, and casually but expensively dressed.

They run to greet him, to hug him and to reminisce about the good times they had getting rich at the expense of 'suckers and peasants.'

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.
The Devil himself comes up to Brown with a frosty drink, "Have a tequila and relax, Gord!"

"Uh, I can't drink anymore, I took a pledge," says Brown, dejectedly.
"This is Hell, son. You can drink and eat all you want and not worry and it just gets better from there!"

Brown takes the drink and finds himself liking the Devil, who he thinks is a really very friendly bloke who tells funny jokes like himself and pulls hilarious nasty pranks, kind of like the ones the Labour Party pulled with the European Constitution and the Education, Immigration, Tough on Crime promises.

They are having such a great time that, before he realises it, it's time
to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves as Brown steps on the
elevator and heads upward.

When the elevator door reopens, he is in Heaven again and Saint Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit Heaven," the old man says, opening the gate.

So for 24 hours Brown is made to hang out with a bunch of honest,
good-natured people who enjoy each other's company, talk about things other than money and treat each other decently. Not a nasty prank or short-arse joke among them. No fancy country clubs here and, while the food tastes great, it's not caviar or lobster. And these people are all poor. He doesn't see anybody he knows and he isn't even treated like someone special!

"Whoa," he says uncomfortably to himself. "Harold Wilson never prepared me for this!"

The day done, Saint Peter returns and says, "Well, you've spent a day in Hell and a day in Heaven. Now choose where you want to live for Eternity."

With the 'Deal or No Deal' theme playing softly in the background, Brown reflects for a minute ... Then answers: "Well, I would never have thought I'd say this -- I mean, Heaven has been delightful and all but I really think I belong in Hell with my friends."

So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down, all the way to Hell.

The doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren
scorched earth covered with garbage and toxic industrial wasteland,
looking a bit like the eroded, rabbit and fox affected Australian
outback, but worse and more desolate

He is horrified to see all of his friends, dressed in rags and chained
together, picking up the roadside rubbish and putting it into black
plastic bags. They are groaning and moaning in pain, faces and hands black with grime.

The Devil comes over to Brown and puts an arm around his shoulder." I don't understand," stammers a shocked Brown, "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a club-house and we ate lobster and caviar and drank tequila. We lazed around and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and everybody looks miserable!"

The Devil looks at him, smiles slyly and purrs, "Yesterday we were campaigning; today you voted for us!"


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